The Honor of Being Christa's Homepage
I am writing this article, because, due to the fornuate circumstances of having a wonderful friend named Christa. Christa is the coolest person I know, besides by good buddy Harmon Rabb Jr. (who is, in fact, due to more unfortunate circumstance's, a figment of CBS's imagination).
In fact, (and some of you may groan over this) Christa is the number one person who encourages my writing. My Aunt Sharon does also, but Christa likes my random sense of humor. She really gets me.
What many of you may not know about Christa is that she is going to be a librarian. When I say "librarian" I do not mean the stereotypical librarian that immediately pops into everyone's mind. Rather, I mean a cool, hip librarian who likes to catalog and do ILL (I am one of the few people who are allowed to know what ILL stands for. It is a secret location in the middle of South Dakota).
Miss Christa also has a fascination for Julie Andrews and Anne Sofie Von Otter. Both are wonderful musicians, although definately not as good as Christa. Christa is most definately the best singer ever. She even knows how to sing in German and at least fifteen other languages, some only known to 3.2% of the population.
According to, "The Most Wondeful People On Earth" magazine, Christa has been known to "... play the oboe with the same elegance that a constipated duck lays an egg. Further, she enjoys long walks on the beach and blue eyes."
In conclusion, I have just told you about Christa. In my honest opinion she is the coolest person I know who likes Krispy Kreme donuts and there aren't too many people who do.
If you have any questions, feel free to ask. I am available mostly on days that end in why.
In fact, (and some of you may groan over this) Christa is the number one person who encourages my writing. My Aunt Sharon does also, but Christa likes my random sense of humor. She really gets me.
What many of you may not know about Christa is that she is going to be a librarian. When I say "librarian" I do not mean the stereotypical librarian that immediately pops into everyone's mind. Rather, I mean a cool, hip librarian who likes to catalog and do ILL (I am one of the few people who are allowed to know what ILL stands for. It is a secret location in the middle of South Dakota).
Miss Christa also has a fascination for Julie Andrews and Anne Sofie Von Otter. Both are wonderful musicians, although definately not as good as Christa. Christa is most definately the best singer ever. She even knows how to sing in German and at least fifteen other languages, some only known to 3.2% of the population.
According to, "The Most Wondeful People On Earth" magazine, Christa has been known to "... play the oboe with the same elegance that a constipated duck lays an egg. Further, she enjoys long walks on the beach and blue eyes."
In conclusion, I have just told you about Christa. In my honest opinion she is the coolest person I know who likes Krispy Kreme donuts and there aren't too many people who do.
If you have any questions, feel free to ask. I am available mostly on days that end in why.
posted by Mathilda @ 5:48 PM
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