Sung to the tune of Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer

English, my favorite subject
But for reading Moby Dick
And if you ever it took it
It would make your whiskers tick

All of my other family
Used to laugh and call me names
They never let poor Sarah
Join in any John Deer games

Then one tractor breaking day
The family came to say
Sarah with your mind so bright
Won't you help us out tonight

Then how the family loved her
As they shouted out with glee
Sarah the English major
Tractor runs because you read

Things that make me angry

1. Hypocritical Christianity.

2. Myself when I get in "I don't want to do it" mood.

3. People who say, "I love you", but when it comes right down to it if you needed a floor, couch, or a bus pass would rather play video games.

4. Attending a public university and not being able to have amazing godly conversations when I want to.

5. Also, not being able to say, "Hey, will you pray with me" or praying before class! Sometimes I forget, and start to ask "Aren't we going to pray?"

5. People who don't understand the concepts of family and friends.

6. Writer's block.

7. Sappy books in bookstores.

8. Sappy books in Christian bookstores.

9. Christian bookstores.

10. Tonight.